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how this makes me cry tears onto my sculped abs and blasted pecs

kamen-apple:

this is maybe the funniest thing ive ever heard someone say about valve

fromacomrade:

when half your self-care methods right now just boil down to

precisely.

one thing about that language is that there’s a “fu-” prefix that denotes when something is small or cute.

Helle stood on the roof, spread his wings, and looked out into the dark night. Doctor Hart, by then, was far behind him, and the city very close.

Helle fiiel sku studo, muxel dasil se thes, me mem’ ehelle abe ‘tulel. Hart-Kor, usudit, xutsel doste them kefi, me fuji jau semi.

decided to write some dorky sentence in one of my very very very very very very new and lazy attempts at conlangs ;+o

I have six pets (one kubrow, three kavats and two chargers). Yeah, I love them a bunch.

i want fifty of each

fifty shades of alien sparkle dog cat